My idea of poetry

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I like peanut butter,

I can't swim.

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That poem made me laugh for days in junior high school. True story. I remember the kid who wrote it and I can even tell you what he was wearing when he read it aloud in class. I know we all have weird things that have stuck in our brains for some unknown reason. Things that make you go hmmmmm...